a million projects open all at once

I need to make a new layout for this place, but WordPress has gotten so stupidly complicated due to turning into a CMS sometime between Web 1.0’s death and now that I just cannot be bothered dealing with it. My kingdom for a simple blogging script. Or even better, a flatfile one! That I can export all these stupid WP entries to…*pokes HTMLy miserably*

The Ekka winds seem to have arrived late this year…